Out of the mouths of babes

This morning we were getting ready for school, and I had the news on, as usual. My 13 year old comes into my bathroom where I'm brushing my teeth and says, "Mom, you have to hear what Korey just told me." Korey is the baby of the family (even though he's 8 now...He'll always be my baby.) Anyway---Korey walks in and informs me and Kyle that "There's a bunch of stores closing right now. They're having to sell everything, and it's because of constipation." I nearly spit toothpaste all over my bathroom mirror!!!! He was so serious. It was too cute!!!!